We've all wanted the slimming effect that control-top panty-hose gives us, but even just saying the words "control-top panty-hose" makes us feel like we're getting strangled by some weird old nylons better suited for our grandmother's drawers. Enter Commando. Their premier sheer tights feature a patent-pending seamless slimming waistband that nips your waist while leaving the biker-short look of most control tops in the dust.